Skype Is a Wonderful Thing

I just talked to my friend Diane on Skype. We talked about periodic table shower curtains and iPads and how the future is here and how nobody is geeking out.

The Great White World of Winter

  Someone snapped a picture of me kneeling on the lake. The whiteness and the vastness.

 I was sliding on the ice road on our hike to the gorge.
 

Defeating the boys in an all-out snowball fight. (I'm the one in a crouching-tiger-hidden-dragon kind of pose.)

Sit on a potato pan, Otis!

Some things that I will have when I have a house...

1. a treasure chest

2. a room that looks like a captain's cabin

3. a tree in the garden, big enough to fit a bed I can plant moss and creeping vines in

Writer's Retreat Repeat

I am at the writer's retreat again! It has been two years since the writers of the English department, accompanied by Professor Debra Rienstra, Professor Vande Kopple, and Professor Gary Schmidt all got together and rode in a bus for four hours. We arrived last night and trekked through the dark to get to the house by the lake. We had a writing competition for best haiku, howled at the moon to deserve our dinner, had discussion about why we write, and then I went to bed.

Today we had a massive snowball fight. Boys versus girls. The other girls headed for the highest ground before the boys descended on us from all angles and corners. Elaine and I were the only ones in the fray, which, I had to say, is the best place to be. I shoveled snow on Gary as he was coming up the stairs and I hit a lot of people with my killer arm. I think they were sufficiently impressed.

We also walked around on the frozen lake, worked on non-fiction creative pieces, had a fabulous dinner of chicken, salmon, rice, freshly baked bread, and salad with strawberries and poppy seed dressing. For dessert I had two brownies. It was all well-deserved and delicious.

After dinner, we had the Bulwer-Lytton competition: Write the Best Worst Beginning Line of a Piece of Fiction. Edward George Bulwer-Lytton is famous for his novel Paul Clifford which begins like this:

It was a dark and stormy night--the rain fell in torrents--except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating that scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

My good friend Alicia won the contest. Here is her winning line.

The relationship ended, she realized, the day he had shaved his beard--oh that magnificent beard, which preceded him with proud protuberance, putting the bushy tails of sleek squirrels to such a shame that they brought offerings of winter-aged nuts while weeping over their inadequacy--and every time she looked upon the balded chin bereft of the masculine, yet tender, homage to Sampson's strength, she was overcome with a poignant pain that overshadowed her once all consuming love.

Bart Tocci, who has his own well-groomed (and red!) beard laughed so hysterically he cried.





And that's all I have to say about that.

Handmade Envelopes

My friend Melissa is a thrifty, craftsy sort of person. Here she is making an envelope out of a vintage magazine. A clever idea.

 Even as I type, she is baking bread, and the smell of it is muscling its way from the hot kitchen into the bedroom.

Tracy, no panic in a pony-cart.

I don't say things without thinking. Sometimes I just say things that make sense to me, but no one else. Like the time I told Kyle he reminded me of a garden gnome. I meant it as a compliment.

It's a good thing he understood.

Race Fast, Safe Car

Because life is too short for boring band-aids.