Artist

Wherefore have I let this talent slumber?

I must unleash upon the world this great

and glorious purpose I have found today.

I must enlighten those whose fragile minds

can comprehend no thing of gravity

nor depth nor any sacred spark which may

uphold the soul and lift their instinct from

the base, primordial bog, that shallow thing
we gently call the human condition.

In other words, I mastered Paint and drew this.