I was delighted to find a pair of shorts in H&M that were much longer than the average. You see, I'm rather tired of this barely-there trend where the edge of the shorts hardly covers your modesty, and you can imagine my excitement when I found a pair that were not only nice to look at but completely practical. I wasn't sure about the size and asked the lady if she could show me where the other pairs were kept. She pointed me to the men's department. Of course. I should have known.