Father (trying to teach my mother how to drink from a waterbottle without touching the rim): It's easy. Just rest your thumb knuckle on your chin and pour, and then you have all the control you could want.
Mother (attempting to do so): Okay
Mother suddenly discovers she has no knuckle. We inspect her and true enough, she has no visible thumb knuckle. How? Why? What?
Father: You're deformed.
Me: Quasimodo. (A pause.) But we love you anyway.
Mother (attempting to do so): Okay
Mother suddenly discovers she has no knuckle. We inspect her and true enough, she has no visible thumb knuckle. How? Why? What?
Father: You're deformed.
Me: Quasimodo. (A pause.) But we love you anyway.
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